

Still a fun watch and read, though!
Warsan Shire is a Kenyan-born Somali poet and teacher who lives in London and Los Angeles. She is the author of Teaching My Mother How to Give Birth and is included in The Salt Book of Younger Poets. She received the Brunel University's African Poetry Prize and was the 2013 Young Poet Laureate for London.
<3 this: How I Make a Living as a Writer (and You Can, Too) by @jaltucher https://t.co/8agyxAXaio (Hint: It involves a LOT of #writing.)
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Hemingway Takes the Hemingway Test - will he pass? https://t.co/k5O9LyFtc5 #editing #writing
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How to Edit Your Book in 4 Steps by Mike Nappa at @WritersDigest https://t.co/HgL9egfIG3 #editing #writing
— Lauren Wayne (@LaurenWaynecom) February 28, 2016
How to Write a Query Letter | @NathanBransford https://t.co/lnRwW9u7XI #writing #amquerying
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Making a Dark Character Likable through Vulnerabilities https://t.co/bSjjORvlsX #writing #amwriting pic.twitter.com/7uGHjDwS2J
— Angela Ackerman (@AngelaAckerman) February 19, 2016
Fiction Writing: What Makes Readers Care About Your Characters? https://t.co/TlbqcTPLgO #amwriting
— Alan Felyk (@AlanFelyk) February 25, 2016
Call it a Toni Morrison celebration: #BannedBooksWeek 2016 will honor diverse writers https://t.co/zra8MSA2No
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I'm reprinting this from Hobo Mama in the hopes that children's authors take note: We need more variety in our characters, on so many levels. One is in animal-gender form.
"I love my budgie — his tail is a beautiful blue."
"I love my stick insect — his tail is like a twig."
"I love my fish — his tail goes swish-swish."
The Most Anticipated Children’s and YA Books of Spring 2016 https://t.co/Prw4EKzo60
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How to Write Better Using Humor https://t.co/5iD9f05Q7Z
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#Scrivener Tips from Joseph Michael | @thecreativepenn https://t.co/tQHqQGZuwi #writing
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Pinterest recently announced new functionality for “Rich Pins” for Pinterest for different types of pins (product, recipe, movie, or article).
Pinterest + iPad = Love (Photo credit: Bunches and Bits {Karina}) |
Number 2.5: There’s a widow who is still a virgin, despite being married to Lord Humperslut for years and years.
How is this possible? Well, sit back and we’ll tell you. The heroine married Humperslut just before he started introducing his bloodstream to metric tons of opium, and his penis was lost shortly thereafter in a tragic riding accident. His young bride is sworn to secrecy lest his reputation suffer, leaving her to misery and, of course, sexual unfulfillment.
OK, fine, we’re exaggerating a little — but only a little. Yet again, the Sacred Virginity of the Heroine rears its ugly maidenhead, and the heroine’s validity as a woman is tied up in the sanctity of her love canal. Virgin widows may have been novel plot devices back in the day, but Romancelandia is lousy with those beasts. We say it’s time to put this particular cash cow out to pasture.
"As a reader, Bex had assumed the technique was nothing more than filler. […] However, now that she was a sleuth herself, Bex decided to give all those poor, maligned writers the benefit of the doubt and guess that the interminable itinerary listing was actually a sensible way of organizing their thoughts in a linear fashion, the better to make sense of the knotty puzzle before them."
"She noted that they seemed to be driving down Nineteenth Avenue. The street was … street colored. Concrete colored. Gray.
[… ]
And, anyway, now they had left Nineteenth Avenue and were driving through Golden Gate Park, which was pretty and green, as parks are wont to be. Finally, they pulled out of the park and alongside the Pacific Ocean. It was blue and big and, presumably wet."
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Actor Emily Deschanel and author Kathy Reichs on the set of Bones (image courtesy Fox) |
What they really want is to discover whether you have a common interest they can connect with. Your readers want to know what you can do for them.
In other words they are tuned to the WIIFM [what’s in it for me] radio station.
All you have to do is look at something and see how it makes you feel. If your initial reaction is sadness or guilt or indifference, you don’t keep it. If it makes you feel glad, you keep it. Simple, yes, but effective.
If This Then That is magical. It works on the simple premise of when one thing happens, you trigger another. You create what they call recipes, with custom triggers and outcomes. (You can also use recipes that are shared from other users.)You could use it for anything; I have two recipes that update Twitter & Tumblr when I post a new blog entry.
Last year, Facebook started showing fans fewer page posts. The less fans interacted with a page, the fewer updates they saw from it.…Fans need to continually interact with your page. They can like, comment, share, click links, etc.
Once again, I bring you: review for a book (and movie) no one's talking about anymore! Whee! Good thing I'm not a newspaper.
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