|Good job on guessing I meant "before"|
instead of "veggie" this time, Swype. For once.
I have Swype on my phone, and I've purposely turned off the thing where it autocorrects what you're typing, because — I don't need that stress, or that level of hilarity.
But, it still misinterprets what I Swype so, so much.
And I don't get it.
Wouldn't it learn that there are certain words you use more than others?
For instance, how often do I write "ashtray" over "already," Swype? How often? Huh? Here's the answer, Swype: I never mean "ashtray." Never.
As a parenting blogger, I write about my children a lot. But apparently Swype thinks I'm gaga about my "cistern." This is literally never the case.
|I guess it could be worse|
and people could think I'm obsessed with collagen?